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spicy-vagina-tacos:

hey guys its fall u know what that means

only gotta shave when ur gonna get laid

(via cheaptoaster)

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wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

(via the-moon-willbe-rising)

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danburyshakes:

Fuck.
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j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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(via lohanthony)

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rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

(via ruinedchildhood)

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andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

(via ruinedchildhood)

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filthycalum:

mashocake:

5sostrum:

parudise:

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I CANT

'DO YOU OWN LESBIAN PORN?'

HAHAHAHHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY

“VAGINAL EXCRETER”

(via aeroyonghusband)

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justintimberlakedoingthings:

djddy:

????

Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend

(via varlamove)

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"Everybody wants to be a cat."

"Everybody wants to be a cat."

(via ruinedchildhood)

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

officialsamwinchester:

do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go

"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"

"MY BOOBS CAN LOOK MORE IMPRESSIVE THAN THIS"

(via lilbreezy-at-ya)

Source: officialsamwinchester